me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
I have a dog.
I have coffee.
I have tumblr
I have unstable fandoms
I have Jeanmarco porn.
The 12th Doctor is revealed
It is a woman
it is Pepper Potts from Iron man
She would be a goddamn scary Doctor.